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Every store we go to and every street we walk down, we come across a troop trying to sell us Thin Mints, Tagalongs, Trefoils and all of our other sugary favorites. It's possible to walk away from those adorable cookie peddlers empty-handed once, but our willpower just isn't strong enough to say no to them twice! If you're like us and live for the chance to fill your cabinet and stomach with Girl Scout cookies, you're totally going to relate to these absolutely hilarious memes about the most wonderful time of the year—Girl Scout cookie season! Just be careful, because the memes might make you crave a box so bad, you'll find yourself hunting down your nearest troop to get your cookie fix! Growing up, we were taught that there are four seasons in a year—spring, summer, fall and winter. Californians basically only experience summer year-round while people up North get nearly eight months of winter

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Every store we go to and every street we walk down, we come across a troop trying to sell us Thin Mints, Tagalongs, Trefoils and all of our other sugary favorites. It's possible to walk away from those adorable cookie peddlers empty-handed once, but our willpower just isn't strong enough to say no to them twice!

If you're like us and live for the chance to fill your cabinet and stomach with Girl Scout cookies, you're totally going to relate to these absolutely hilarious memes about the most wonderful time of the year—Girl Scout cookie season! Just be careful, because the memes might make you crave a box so bad, you'll find yourself hunting down your nearest troop to get your cookie fix!

Growing up, we were taught that there are four seasons in a year—spring, summer, fall and winter. Californians basically only experience summer year-round while people up North get nearly eight months of winter Well, it's time for the US to adjust its calendar and reteach its youth, because there's a fifth season everyone should know about.

Girl Scout cookie season! For a glorious month or two, troops of little girls set up booths throughout your neighborhood to grant you the ability to spend your life's savings on cookies you can't find anywhere else the rest of the year.

Throughout the year, you can go to your local supermarket or bakery and find a wide variety of delicious cookies. For some reason, however, we only care about cookies when we see them being sold by the Girl Scouts! The Girl Scouts have an entire routine that they like to follow when trying to convince people to buy their cookies. They sing cute songs or shout out clever phrases to get your attention, and then when you walk over to them, they are super polite and try to make pleasant conversation in an attempt to butter you up.

Let's be real, though We know exactly what we want. We're just like Erin in this flawless tweet—one of the young saleswomen tried having a conversation with her before taking her order, but Erin immediately interrupted to make it clear that she was craving Thin Mints and ready to pay so she could get to snacking!

We all remember the time when we bought our first box of Girl Scout cookies. Chances are, you were suckered in by a cute little girl who told you how delicious and inexpensive they were.

You likely tried to resist and say that you were worried that if you bought one box, you'd be tempted to buy more and would thus ruin your entire diet She lied. Girl Scout cookies only recently started taking over our lives, but it seems like people—and animals—have been obsessing over them for several decades!

Toad tells Frog that they "must stop eating," and Frog agrees and says they need more willpower, but both of them reach for more cookies while trying to convince each other to stop! Don't worry, Frog and Toad, even though we also know we have a problem, we can't stop ourselves from stuffing our faces either.

There's a reason Thin Mints are one of the Girl Scouts' top-selling cookies—they're absolutely delicious, and they look light enough that you don't feel bad for eating them. You can't possibly gain weight eating something that starts with the word "thin," right?! Unfortunately, that's not actually true Despite the misleading name, a serving of Thin Mints actually contains more calories than a serving of most of the other flavors offered by the Girl Scouts! The fat cat in this meme thought he was safe chowing down on four boxes of the popular cookies, but he was very wrong.

As much as it depresses us, it may actually be for the best that Girl Scout cookies are only on sale a few months per year. Once you open up a box of Girl Scout cookies and start eating, you pretty much commit to devouring the entire contents right then and there. There's really no option to just have a few cookies and save the rest for later! We always wondered why the Scouts don't make the bag inside each box resealable, but this tweet provides us with the obvious answer that somehow eluded us.

The Girl Scouts are evil geniuses, and we aren't even sure if we're upset or impressed. The Girl Scouts used to set up booths outside of shopping malls and supermarkets or go door-to-door to make sales, but troops are starting to realize that location is everything.

They're setting up shop in incredibly smart spots, like on college campuses and outside of marijuana dispensaries! Hungry students and stoners can easily be talked into spending the entire contents of their wallets on cookies, and one particular scout from San Diego made some serious bank off of this genius business strategy. It was only a few weeks ago that we resolved to start eating healthier, and we really have done our best to stick to that.

We've been eating a lot more fruits and vegetables, replaced soda with water and limited our fast food consumption Our cheat days just happen to consist of eating two boxes of Thin Mints, one box of Trefoils, a few S'Mores cookies we found inside of our roommate's unfinished box and a handful of Lemonades. We'll probably regret that once swimsuit season comes along, but until then, we're perfectly content with our forgetfulness.

If you've been experiencing this struggle and keep buying cookies you know you shouldn't eat every time you come across a troop, just check out this hilarious and shocking tweet—apparently, it's all just an act and those girls are devious business experts trying to con you out of your money and diet!

OMG, "smart and dangerous children" is right! The Girl Scouts do a great job making you feel really guilty and hungry every time you turn them down and walk away without buying a box of cookies, but inducing guilt isn't enough for some scouts. Particularly savage girls like ruining your entire day and attacking your self-confidence if you have the nerve to say no to them! We are too socially awkward and too obsessed with cookies to ever turn down the Girl Scouts, and while we used to think this was a bad thing Some poor soul thought she was being responsible and mature by turning down the chance to fill her home's cabinets with boxes of Peanut Butter Patties and Caramel deLites, but now she's without a home because the scout she said no to burnt it down.

We'll probably never be able to unsee that little girl's evil look of satisfaction as the house burns down behind her, and just to be sure this never happens to us, we're buying at least one box from every scout we come across for the rest of our lives. It's harder than ever to get out of buying Girl Scout cookies. You used to be able to say that you don't have any cash on you so you can't possibly buy a box, but now they accept all forms of payment, from Venmo and Apple Pay to credit cards, debit cards or even bitcoin.

This tweet may be exaggerating a bit by claiming that they'll exchange cookies for pesos, your kidney or your firstborn Even though we love Girl Scout cookie season more than any other time of the year, we have to admit that it's poorly timed.

The Scouts always seem to launch cookie season at the same time as Spring Break! Whoever makes that decision "can come catch these hands," because no one wants to wear a bathing suit or party when they've got a stomach full of cookies and an empty wallet from buying so many boxes!

We already buy a crazy amount of cookies, but we'd buy even more if we weren't so worried about our Spring Break body and funds! Instead of being about a drug addict looking for a dealer, now it's about a cookie addict who has sugar all over his lips from chowing down on some Savannah Smiles looking for a Girl Scout who can sell him another box! Girl Scout cookie season is going to be over pretty soon, and we don't even want to think about how bad the withdrawal is going to be!

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Every store we go to and every street we walk down, we come across a troop trying to sell us Thin Mints, Tagalongs, Trefoils and all of our other sugary favorites. It's possible to walk away from those adorable cookie peddlers empty-handed once, but our willpower just isn't strong enough to say no to them twice! If you're like us and live for the chance to fill your cabinet and stomach with Girl Scout cookies, you're totally going to relate to these absolutely hilarious memes about the most wonderful time of the year—Girl Scout cookie season! Just be careful, because the memes might make you crave a box so bad, you'll find yourself hunting down your nearest troop to get your cookie fix! Growing up, we were taught that there are four seasons in a year—spring, summer, fall and winter.

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